Dumb Crooks in the News

Today was an interesting one for dumb crooks/would be job applicants. While getting ready for work this morning I heard on the news of a man who went into a pizza parlor, filled out a job application and then robbed the establishment. It turned out he had entered his real information on the application. Then in today's paper I saw a story about a pair of thieves who went to a company, filled out applications and stole a woman's purse while there. When they were called back for a "2nd interview" the police were waiting to interview them. They confessed to the theft.

Where are the Willie Suttons of today? If you recall, he was the one who when asked why he robbed banks responded with "Because that's where the money is!"